All Apologizations

Sorry about the title. You've gotta get creative when there's the possibility of Courtney Love getting her coke-addled, wrinkly hands around your neck, rendering you just as lifeless as her after years of drug abuse, massive amounts of disappointment and deplorable artistic choices. It's an especially large risk for me, considering I've now broken the three million mark for my fanbase. It's true, if you get me in a room with 110 other people, ONE of them will know who I am...

Anyways, onto bigger and better rambles... probably not better... but certainly bigger.

First off, let me just state how utterly sorry I am for leaving you hungry little fleshling sacks alone for so long without my terrific teat of titillating topical analysis. Yes, it's been quite the week for me and I apologize sincerely for what I've done. Please forgive me...

Who am I kidding though? Of course you forgive me! You all think I'm the cat's meow. You can't stop loving me just yet (I need to actually be a successful person for people to want me to fail).

Secondly, WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!

(this is the crap in question which is making the world wrong)


Ok, let me start off by saying I have no bias in terms of politics. I'm completely neutral, no opinions, nothing. But JON VOIGHT?! You're gonna ask the guy who considered and accepted a role in Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/super_babies_baby_geniuses_2/) what he thinks of the current administration and actually take it as something worth value? How desperate to sling mud do you have to be to ask a senile wet sack of chicken embryos what he thinks of Obama? I had no idea Christopher Walken's mentally challenged, crack-addicted, cloned baby fetus's words actually carried any weight to them. Thanks again, America, for making me think you can go just SMIDGE of a bit lower.

Thirdly, I'm working on a video that should be up by tomorrow. I shall post it on this blog ASAIIOYAIAGTATEIOTBTIFU (As Soon As It Is On Youtube And I Am Granted The Ability To Embed It On The Blog That I Frequently Update) (FAD ALERT!!!!)