UHHHHHHNGH!

Yes,

that's how I plan on starting my "blog". Didn't expect that kind of game-changing "onomotopoeia for intro blog title" blog-play did you? Didn't expect me to assume you know what a blog-play is, did you? Didn't expect me to ask questions about thoughts you're probably not even thinking now, did you?

Haha... Now that's what I call a great start. (WHAT?! I just got 300 followers and I haven't even posted this yet! Must be the amazing amount of buzz surrounding me and every action I take.)

Anyways, intro time. First off, I'm a man (just in case you couldn't tell by the pithy, jewish-tinged teenage male attitude and the unnecessary amount of exclamation marks that pervade every sentence I type.). I'm 18 (and I like it! [Alice Cooper {joking reference}]). I recently graduated high school and am now sitting idly as I await for copious amounts of money to fall out of the sky, which would not only make me rich, but also probably destroy the economy as we know it since having a currency that is predicated on weather patterns can be kind of "unpredicatble".

Yes, I'm unemployed, but that in no way means I don't have goals or motivation. I have both of those items in SPADES. In fact, I'd like to think I'm a highly motivated, contributing member of society... or at least I have the potential to be, just like a kid sitting at the top of a slide has the potential to move at a rapid pace. I just haven't had that PUSH (not the movie, which I do have. I'll post a review of that later).

Ahhh, the proverbial push. The push that sends the hero on his epic quest. The push that topples the victim over the balcony. The push that ruined Glenn Danzig's image as a total B.A. ( [Circle of Snakes is still a beastly metal boulder of an album {rock n' roll... get it?}]). Yes, that's the push I seek: The push of change; complete and elemental change. Change from a goofy teenage kid who likes Tim and Eric, music, funny t-shirts and women, into a man who's not afraid to create. No more fear of failure, just brush strokes and lens zooms, iambic pentameter and drum beats.

Hopefully, my fellow readers (literally over the 4500 mark now), you and I can take this plunge together, and as I evolve and become the man I wish and am willing to work to become, you may grow as well and come to appreciate the little, the big, and the in between.

Just a small nudge now...

Here we go...